Ceith
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"I'm not lost... I just thought I was somewhere else."
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Post by Ceith on Oct 15, 2003 21:11:21 GMT -5
I want everyone to tell me what is the funniest one liner they have heard in the past 6-8 working weeks, or any other time. I will rate them from 1-10. 1 = dear lord you lead a boring life and 10 = man, you are the comedy king for the next ten minutes!  |
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Post by unimportantguy on Oct 15, 2003 21:12:39 GMT -5
"You wanna reach out and touch someone? Well, reach out and jerk me off!"
- George Carlin
ps. if anyone wnats to be my friend ill pay them...
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Ceith
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"I'm not lost... I just thought I was somewhere else."
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Post by Ceith on Oct 15, 2003 21:21:23 GMT -5
That's a 8.75. Not quiet a 9 but well above a 8!
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Post by MotherShabooboo on Oct 25, 2003 13:45:06 GMT -5
"You wanna hear an awkward moment? Once, during sex, I called Lois Frank."
-Peter Griffin
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Ceith
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"I'm not lost... I just thought I was somewhere else."
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Post by Ceith on Oct 26, 2003 20:09:43 GMT -5
Family Guy? 'Nuf said... 9.
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Post by MotherShabooboo on Nov 1, 2003 19:03:58 GMT -5
How about this one:
"You are a cat. You like Spiderman...except, Cat Woman."
-Ceith
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Ceith
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"I'm not lost... I just thought I was somewhere else."
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Post by Ceith on Nov 3, 2003 20:53:31 GMT -5
that was just funny... 10 and i rule  |
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Ceith
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"I'm not lost... I just thought I was somewhere else."
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Post by Ceith on Nov 9, 2003 21:41:10 GMT -5
"Why?" "Who?" "What?" "When?" "Where?" "How?"
-Keanu Reeves, every second scene from both the second and third Matrix movies... oh dear lord that had bad dialogue...
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Post by MotherShabooboo on Nov 9, 2003 22:54:29 GMT -5
SPOILER
-entered by blackest_knight
"Neo: You can't die, Trinity.
Trinity: Yes I can."
(That goes in my big book of "So There's").
SPOILER (entered by Ceith)
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Post by blackest_knight on Nov 14, 2003 0:29:09 GMT -5
"I know Kung Fu," Neo from the first Matrix. (It's so stupid, I luv that line. He sounds like a little kid)
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Ceith
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"I'm not lost... I just thought I was somewhere else."
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Post by Ceith on Nov 14, 2003 17:14:42 GMT -5
that quote is a 1, Keanu Reeves is a dweeb!
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Post by blackest_knight on Nov 14, 2003 17:32:00 GMT -5
lol, i agree  |
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Ceith
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"I'm not lost... I just thought I was somewhere else."
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Post by Ceith on Dec 9, 2004 0:07:16 GMT -5
"You wanna reach out and touch someone? Well, reach out and jerk me off!" - George Carlin And this has never work for him.... he will remain a virgin until he is old enough to buy a hooker when his mom is out for a couple hours shopping. -Ceith |
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